No, I mean it. Here's how my schedule for this weekend is looking right now:
8:15 AM - pick up T.S.
8:30 AM - Low Mass
9:00 AM - Post-Confirmation Class (I think we're getting free stuff)
10:00 AM - shopping with T.S.
12:00 Noon - donate blood (second attempt in two weeks)
1:00 PM - Lunch
2:00 PM - Toys for Tots shopping with John
5:00 PM - Dress up and all that
6:30 PM - Drive to a Foothills resort
7:00 PM - Try to find someone I know at the company Year End Celebration and make conversation without being dependent or getting sick from the stress
8:00 PM - Dinner at the party, preferably this time not seated at a table of total strangers
10:00 PM - Duck out and go home before people I like and respect are totally blotto.
9:20 AM - Pick up Kevin and possibly Eva
9:45 AM - Check in at the sacristy and see whether I'm serving as crucifer
10:00 AM - Mass
12:00 Noon - Coffee hour, and take people home (or to other destinations)
2:00 PM - Take my pagan friend shopping for a Christmas tree
5:00 PM - Cleaning? Maybe. But definitely some computer time too, and possibly The Lost Room. And grocery shopping. And dinner. And working on the church directory.
Ack! All this being the case, I really should go to bed now.