Showing posts with label Bad Ideas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Ideas. Show all posts

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Weekend Assignment Results: Our Bad Ideas

The ballerina wallpaper is mercifully not seen in this photo.*

For last week's Weekend Assignment #224: Bad Ideas, I asked for your stories of ideas you've had that really, really didn't work out. Here's what people came up with:

Bea said in comments...

A bold act to spray paint the interior of your car... I chuckled as I remembered around 1976 or so, my dad had spray painted his (68 or 69) Charger a bright yellow. It looked awful. You could tell it was spray painted with canned spray. But he loved that car. My dad had a wild and crazy streak every once in awhile. My wild and craziness shows up in clothing... most of the time I'm conservative, but then I get some wild idea that I could possibly look good in something that would make me a great candidate for What Not To Wear! If I think of something more specific, I'll do a journal entry.

Julie said...

...I did what I was supposed to do in such a situation: I ran into the studio, checked the transmitter readings to make sure we weren't off the air, and then sat down, opened the microphone and made the, "we're experiencing technical difficulties..." statement. The tape was still rolling because I hadn't thought to stop it. Just as I reached for the button to start the filler music, I heard....

Florinda said...

I've bought things without being exactly sure what I'd wear them for - they just appealed to me aesthetically, or something. However, the most annoying examples are the clothes that really didn't seem like a good idea at the time, but I bought them anyway - the color wasn't especially flattering, the fit wasn't just right, something about the style wasn't ideal, but I was sure I'd make it work one way or another. I wore it once or twice, and it really didn't work after all - those are the "I should have known better" purchases.

Mike said...

...So, after a couple of days of watching the kids have all the fun on the mini-bike, my dad decides he should give it a whirl. And give it a whirl he did. He was fine leaving the house and heading away from the house, the problem came on the return trip as he tried to negotiate the curve and the hill....

Sarah said...

When I was a kid, maybe about 10 or 11, I decided I was going to paint my bedroom dresser white . . . with whiteout.

An interesting assortment, although I can't help but notice that hardly anyone copped to an actual screw-up!

The new Weekend Assignment will follow as soon as I think of one. Meanwhile here's another bad idea of mine, just to justify the photo above. By the time I was in junior high, I'd really come to hate the ballerina wallpaper I'd picked out at the age of four. It was old and faded and discolored. One day I tried to clean a bit of it - and that patch immediately turned brown. Rather than leave it alone, a friend and I scrubbed the entire wall, on the theory that at least it would all match. It actually dried white, but most of the gilt was gone from the figures. I covered the entire wall (the one I'm facing in the picture) with posters as soon as I could. Later, Mom let me have the room painted raspberry. Much better!

Karen

Friday, July 11, 2008

Weekend Assignment #224: Bad Ideas

The Saturn, the last time I ever saw it.

Weekend Assignment #224: What's the worst idea you ever had? Amuse us with a story of a cunning plan that produced less than stellar results. (If your worst idea was positively traumatic, you can tell of your unamusing disaster, or downgrade to a more benign bad idea you had.)

Extra Credit: Have you a mad scheme that's still in the planning stages?

I don't seem to have preserved the evidence digitally, but back around 2004 I attempted to spraypaint the interior of my 1997 Saturn. Originally dark green, the car had been professionally repainted turquoise some months before, and the clashing beige-and-brown interior was bugging me. So I bought some pink spray paint, carefully selected to a) be compatible with vinyl, or hard plastic, or whatever, and b) a nice, cheerful, even slightly subtle color from the midcentury modern palette.

Okay, so it didn't work, for three reasons:

1. The spray paint just wasn't capable of covering the surface cleanly and evenly, and besides, there was still all that non-matching upholstery.

2. The color was so light that it created a reflective glare in the front windshield. Forever afterward I had to keep it covered with an upholstered dashboard cover purchased at the Tanque Verde Swap Meet. (You can see the dashboard cover in the photo above, which was taken in April 2005 after a kid in a 1965 Ford truck totaled my car. The fuzzy pink steering wheel cover was my remaining concession to the preferred color scheme.)

3. John was very, very unhappy with me.

Okay, so I won't do that again! But I'm sure there are other wild and crazy things I'll do before my life is over, hopefully to better effect. For example, in just two weeks I'll be flying to California for all of a day and a half, to see Disneyland in the company of two close friends from my online life. One of them I've met in person for a total of about two hours. The other one I've never met at all.

Your turn! Tell us of a past disastrous idea in your blog or journal, include a link back here, and leave a link to your entry in the comments below. I'll be back in a week to compare notes, in the possibly vain hope that mine wasn't the dumbest idea of all....

Karen