Friday, April 17, 2009

Weekend Assignment #263: Predict the Future!

I had no clue what to do for this week's topic until inspiration his a couple of minutes ago. Here it is, and I like it a lot.

Weekend Assignment #263: Predict one, two or three things you expect to happen (or so you claim!) before 2009 is over. It can be a logical extrapolation from current conditions, wish fulfillment, an attempt to show off your psychic ability, if any, or random silliness, or some combination thereof.

Extra Credit: Have you ever predicted something unlikely, and turned out to be right?

Oh, I'm supposed to go first, am I? Very well, then, I predict:

1. I will find a reasonable job before the emergency federal unemployment extension runs out. (I'd darn well better!) John will be shocked but pleased.

2. John will enjoy watching the Golden Baseball League revival of the Tucson Toros, but nothing will ever recapture the enjoyment we got from the AAA version of the team in 1993-1995.


Here and below: the future heroes hone their herding skills.

3. A large animal (let's say an orangutan) will escape from the Reid Park Zoo, and Cayenne and Pepper will harry it back to where it belongs. They will be rewarded with a tv news story and an entire snack stick of cheddar cheese. Each. As the most famous dogs in Tucson, they will be invited on Letterman, but Pepper will walk off the set when Dave calls to her. Cayenne, on the other hand, will insist on being petted and scratched throughout the interview, which will conclude with a thrilling reenactment, starring Paul Shaffer as the escaped orangutan.



And no, as far as I know I've never predicted much of anything correctly.

Top that! Make one or more predictions in your blog. Be sure to leave a link to this blog in your entry, and a link to your entry in the comments below. I'll be back in a week with the results. Meanwhile...

For Weekend Assignment #262: New Again, I asked about new things or renewal in your life. Here are excerpts from the responses.

Julie said...

I just renewed the patio last weekend, replacing dead annuals with new, and cleaning. Not that you can tell today that it's been cleaned, but I did do it!


Kiva said in comments, referring to my plans to reconnect with a friend...

I wish you lots of luck. I wish that I had done that when I was younger. Go for it.


Laura said...

I am honestly mostly feeling swamped right now, since I'm currently taking 19 credits (six undergraduate and 13 Master's credits) in a program in which nine Master's credits is considered full time. So, I haven't had time to do much other than schoolwork, which is definitely not new to me. My next new thing will be student teaching, but that will not be happening until the fall.


Mike said...

Yes, we got a new computer. It's new, it's different, and I'm still transferring data over to it. I can't help but be excited about it though. I'm a dork, what do you want?.



I'm still dangerously low on "guest professor" suggestions for these Weekend Assignments, so I ask again: please, please, please email me some new ones. I predict that I'm going to start adding another please to the previous sentence each week until someone suggests something. Save us from the invasion of the pleases!

Karen

Thursday, April 16, 2009

EMPS: Ready for My Close-Ups

For Ellipsis Monday Photo Shoot: #33: Up Close!, Carly is looking to see some closeups. For some reason my first instinct was to photograph small things up close, such as toy cars and troll dolls and china dogs; but ultimately I decided that wasn't the best approach to this particular concept. (They weren't the world's greatest shots, either.) Here's some of what I ended up with instead:



Slightly out of focus, here's a printed Easter egg. I don't think it's technically papier mache, but it's some kind of strong cardboard at least.



This is a small portion of the curtain covering the sliding glass doors in our den. I've saturated the shot so you have sorta-kinda almost see the fence and empty pool outside.




Well, I've got to have a close-up of at least one of the dogs, haven't I? Pepper kept moving at the wrong moment, but I got a couple shots of Cayenne that I love.



Cayenne again, being exceptionally cute.



I thought there was a mouse scrabbling around my office Tuesday night, but it turned out to be this lizard. I captured him in a Tucson Toros cup, carried him outside, and took advantage of his fear-inspired immobility to take some pictures. For some reason I haven't figured out, most of the shots were insanely blurry.



Carly also asked for a photo of something we would normally never think of photographing. How about paper products in our hall closet?

Still not quite ready to get back to my routine, but Thursday night or Friday morning I should have the Weekend Assignment as usual. If you thought about writing on this week's topic, Weekend Assignment #262: New Again, but haven;t yet done so, you have a little less than a day to get it done. Thanks!
Karen

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

IOU 1 Blog Entry

For the first time in several years, I let a day go by with no blog entry. I don't know whether to be aghast as this breach in my self-imposed routine and pseudo-responsibilities, or pleased that I put seven hours of sleep ahead of a "nap" and my usual OCD-like obsession with blogging daily no matter what. In case anyone was worried about where I was, here is an explanation of sorts, along with some vignettes of news, some of which I alluded to in prior entries.

As you know, Batman, I was very busy Thursday through Sunday with Holy Week and Easter. I served at the Thursday, Friday and Saturday evening services, all of which were over two hours long, I think. I got to read the Exodus passage about the parting of the Red Sea at the Saturday evening Easter Vigil Mass, which vies with the pre-midnight Christmas Mass as the longest of the year. It was tricky carrying either a torch (which is to say, an oil-filled candle on a stick) or crucifix solemnly through the church, process to the labyrinth for a number of baptisms, and stand or kneel before the altar at the appropriate times, AND document all those services photographically without being crass or inappropriate. I didn't really get all the pictures I wanted, but I think I struck a reasonable balance, and nobody seemed to mind my getting out the camera from time to time. In fact, a number of parishioners seemed rather amused by it.

Nevertheless I felt a little out of sorts by the end of Easter Vigil, feeling I hadn't quite managed to do everything adequately. The day had started with my missing Father Smith when I tried to go to confession, and more or less ended with my discovery that I'd gone all through Mass with the snap at the collar of my alb unfastened. There were also a few moments during the Mass when I guessed incorrectly where to stand and when. There's a certain improvisational spirit to some of the ritual at times, when Father Smith or Proscovia wants to do something special at a particular service; they issue instructions but they're not always fully detailed, or I don't always fully understand them. But I do my best, and try to keep the younger acolytes on task as well.

From Lent at St. Michael's 2009


One cool thing about the Vigil, though. It had been raining off and on since 2 AM the previous night. I wasn't even able to take the dogs to the dog park before church because of the rain. Father Smith reported later that people had asked him all day what was going to happen if it rained that evening. Easter Vigil starts outside with the lighting of a small fire from which the Paschal candle is lit. Halfway through the Mass, there's also a baptism, this year involving I think six or seven baptismal candidates, both children and adults. They are baptized outside in the baptismal pool, a little jacuzzi-like pool recessed beneath the center of the church's labyrinth, and covered up the rest of the year. Would we all be standing in the rain at Easter Vigil, trying to keep our candles lit? That's what everyone wanted to know. But the rain stopped for the bit at the beginning of Mass, and again just before we went outside for the baptisms. Within a couple of minutes after coming back inside after the baptisms, we could hear rain pounding on the church roof.

Sunday morning I left the house early to pick up a tank of gas, Kevin and Eva, in that (chronological) order. Eva, who will be 104 years old in May, had misremembered her 9:30 AM pick up time (for the 10:15 AM Mass) as 7:30 AM, and had waited outside for us for some time. Standing around in a parking lot is rather taxing when you're 103, and normally alternate between a cane and a wheelchair. Fortunately, an attendant brought out a chair for her to sit on after a while.

By the time we arrived, she had long since given up on us and was inside playing solitaire. I got to re-learn how to fold a wheelchair as we got her to Mass. Everyone was delighted to see her (she hadn't been to our church since Christmas), and she even made a few new friends. So did I. There was a guy at our table at coffee hour, first name Wright. The eldest of the newly-baptized folks from Easter Vigil was chatting with Eva, and set a small bag of assorted Easter candy on the table for the rest of us to devour. Wright, Mary, Kevin and I got quite silly as we grabbed the malt ball eggs and chocolate eggs, jelly beans, and candy bunnies and chickies.

Back at Eva's independent living apartment at a local senior facility, we chatted and I gave her a metal bookcase I've had since college. It had been in the trunk of my car since January, at least. Kevin had wanted to go to The Good Egg to treat himself to Easter brunch, since his father is awaiting triple bypass surgery (which will be at the Mayo Clinic in Phoenix) and is obviously not well enough to go out for holiday meals. By the time we left Eva's, though, the restaurant was half an hour from their afternoon closing time. We ended up at Bruegger's Bagels, where my "Easter brunch" consisted of an everything bagel with ham, egg and cream cheese. It was good, too.

It was at about this time that I realized I'd left my red jacket hanging up in the sacristy, the sort of dressing room/supply room for clergy and acolytes. The church was long-since locked up by then, and the office was to be closed on Easter Monday. Drat!

When I got home around 2:30 in the afternoon, John was asleep. As goofy as my sleep schedule is, John's is relatively sane, but still wonky at times. We didn't do the candy thing or any other Easter observance together, since he's both an atheist and anti-sugar. But we had a pleasant evening with chicken wings and tv.

I just skipped over the weirdest part of the day. Let me tell you about it.


Not the same evening, but you get the idea.

What with Easter, tv, John and the chicken wings, I forgot to take the dogs to the dog park until quite late, about 7 PM instead of 5:30 or 6 PM. I didn't want to "cheat" them out of a dog park visit for the third time in a week, so we went anyway, arriving more or less at dusk. Just outside the double gate at the Picnic Place entrance to Miko's Corner Playground, five children were hanging out, with no adult in sight. They asked whether they were allowed in the dog park, and I let them come in with me and the dogs.

The dogs and I spent the better part of an hour with the kids, who ranged in age from about 6 to 10. One little girl offered to carry the dogs' leashes for me, and a little boy asked to throw away a filled poop bag, and to get me a fresh one when Cayenne squatted again. They all wanted to ask lots of questions about dogs in general, and Cayenne and Pepper in particular, such as what kind of dog Pepper was, whether they knew how to fetch balls and "shake," and what was the red dog's name again? They'd never heard of cayenne pepper. One little boy told me he's drawn an alien with a dog's head, and asked whether aliens were real. Another boy had a dog when he was one year old, and wanted another now that he was 10 and dogless. I heard about a neighborhood chihuahua named Chico, and how two of the kids used to be scared of dogs and weren't any more. Pepper surprised me by allowing the kids to pet her repeatedly, as did Cayenne, although Cayenne gave a warning snap at the air when one boy got a little rough toward the end. I showed them about cleaning up after dogs, and told them a little about the history of dogs and why there are so many different kinds of them in different shapes and sizes.

Eventually it occurred to the kids to let their adults know where they were; they'd told them they were going to the duck pond. A kid went and checked in, and a woman returned with her briefly to cope out the situation and make sure everything was okay. Soon after that, the kids went to rejoin their families, and the dogs and I went home.



At 2:30 AM Sunday night/Monday morning, I decided that the few bits of candy at the church's coffee hour constituted insufficient Easter decadence, so I headed over to a 24-hour Walgreen's, site of many a last-minute holiday shopping trip. The Easter candy had not yet been discounted, but I treated myself to a 69 cent chocolate bunny and one of those chocolate-and-coconut birds' nests with jelly beans for eggs. Somehow the cashier and I ended up discussing politicians. She was trying to win a contest to go to Washington DC and meet Bill Clinton's campaign manager, James Carville, because she wants a career as a political adviser. She went on to tell me that when she was 11 years old, she and her family had a personal encounter with Clinton just as they'd run out of film and the press was leaving a campaign event. One of her little brothers was crying, and Clinton asked him why.

"My brother hit me!" the kid complained.

Bill Clinton picked up the little boy, said something to cheer him, and set him down again. A moment later he was gone, off to his helicopter ride to wherever he was scheduled to go next. The family checked all the press reports, but nobody reported the incident or took a picture.

I deliberately stayed up the rest of the night so that I could stop by the church first thing in the morning, hoping to retrieve my jacket. There was a Morning Prayer scheduled, which I misremembered as a mass. I timed my arrival for the end of the supposed service, but when I got there the place was deserted and the church was locked. As I turned to head slowly back to the car, Father Smith came in sight, to say Morning Prayer for Easter Monday. I became his one-woman congregation for this, and afterward he heard my confession as well. I got to retrieve my jacket, and we even discussed the mechanics of health savings accounts, something John has been threatening to go over in detail with me for the past month.

Well, anyway.

Aside from all that, I've successfully registered for the Federal extension of my unemployment, followed up on John's insistence that Craig's List has job listings for accountants (they do, sort of, but nothing that's remotely applicable to me or unlisted elsewhere), read through 4 1/2 Harry Potter books, done some stuff online, and very nearly finished my Auditing section of the CPA review course. I also picked up my previous, unfixed camera from Geek Squad. It's dead, Jim.

And tonight I discovered that the reason I've been having major computer slowdowns lately is that the hard drive was almost full. So I spent a couple hours copying most of my 2009 photos onto both external hard drives and organizing them, so that I could them delete my unedited photos from February and March from the C: drive. Meanwhile, of course, I've taken and edited a bunch more pictures, at church and elsewhere.

Give me another day or so, and I should be able to get caught up on my blogging. First up: my somewhat delayed entry for the Ellipsis Monday. Photo Shoot.

But first I'll sleep, I think!

Karen

Monday, April 13, 2009

Well, Your Honor, It Was a Weird Day.

The subject line of this entry is something my husband John said to a judge back in 1986. We had just moved to town, and hadn't finished changing over all the vehicles' insurance and registrations from Ohio to Arizona. My scooter had a flat tire, so we drove it to Arizona Honda in the 1984 Dodge Ram van. On the way home we stopped for a Slurpee, and afterward the van wouldn't start. So we walked home, about two miles uphill into the Tucson Mountains foothills. John then drove off on his motorcycle with the Ohio plates for the first time since the move, and promptly got a ticket. It was a misdemeanor, so he went to court, and asked to plead "innocent with an explanation." The judge said there was no such thing, only "not guilty" or "guilty with an explanation."

John said, "Then I plead guilty with an explanation."

The judge said, "I'm now ready to hear your explanation."

"Well, your honor, it was a weird day...." He explained, and she let him off the hook, first making sure all our vehicles were licensed and insured in AZ.

I mention all this because Easter 2009 was a weird day for me, and I want to tell you about it. But I haven't really been to bed yet, except for a nap last night. So I'm going to sleep now, and then meet you back here with my explanation.

Karen

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Coming Attractions

From Lent at St. Michael's 2009

We're at the end of Holy Week, on the edge of Easter itself. As I indicated in previous entries, this is an extremely busy week for me. For example, five hours and four minutes from now, I'm due to pick up my almost 104-year-old friend Eva and take her to Easter Mass.

I've taken lots of photos this week, some more successful than others. Tonight I'll show you just a handful of them from Saturday, without captions or explanation, to pique your curiosity - I hope! Come back tomorrow for something with more words in it!









Karen

Saturday, April 11, 2009

F&FFF: The Naked Husky

For Felines with Feathers plus Furballs Friday:


Cayenne and Pepper: sort of together, sort of not.

As previously mentioned, I'm extremely busy this week with Holy Week services and such; but even so the dogs have only missed out on the dog park one day this week. A couple days ago, one of the other dogs in frequent attendance was so startling in his new appearance that I had to show him to you. Here he is with Pepper:


What the heck...? Let's take another look.



It looks for all the world like the head of a large husky, stuck on the body of a smaller white dog. They shaved his fur off for the upcoming Arizona summer, but left his head alone. I overheard that it took two and a half hours to do it. The results are very bizarre to see.



Still, the dog himself doesn't seem to mind.

I've been taking more photos of Holy Week rituals at church, with mixed results. I'll post some selections from that later.

Karen

Friday, April 10, 2009

Weekend Assignment #262: New Again

Let's get right to this week's topic:



Weekend Assignment #262: Spring, and especially Easter, is a time of renewal, of new life after a time of darkness and decay (think of the long nights, and all those fallen leaves!). What is new - or renewed in your life this spring?

Extra Credit: Is spring cleaning part of your family's annual routine?


I'm going to make my own answer uncharacteristically brief for now, although I may expand upon it later. I have a friend - never mind who - with whom I had a quarrel around Christmas. Since then I haven't managed to make myself go see her, partly because I was angry, but mostly because I was ashamed of myself, for arguing and for staying away so long. I'm determined to go see her today, to put things right and renew our friendship. Wish me luck.

And spring cleaning? Um, no. We do occasionally do major cleaning projects - and when I say "we," I mostly mean John - but they're not annual or seasonal.

Your turn! Are you planting new flowers in your garden? Starting a new job? Renovating a bathroom? Darning socks? Whatever it is, please tell us about it in your blog, and be sure to leave a link to this blog in your entry, and a link to your entry in the comments below. I'll be back in a week with the results. Meanwhile...

For Weekend Assignment #261: Have You Done Your Homework?, I asked about your promptness, or lack thereof, in doing homework assignments and other tasks, then and now. Only two of you got this assignment done on time:

Julie said...

Oh, it depended on the assignment and how I felt about the class. Some assignments I couldn't wait to dig into. Some wouldn't get done until the last minute. And the reason varied. I tend to spit stuff our better when I've studied for a test at the last minute, so there was a LOT of that going on. Some things (like my law classes) required three or for readings before the material would soak in, so the sooner I got started, the more times I'd be able to read the assignment.

Mike said...

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, I never did my homework early. Oh, it's due on April 25th? Okay, I'll start it on the 23rd. I'll have plenty of time. Of course, when I actually start it on April 24th, well that "plenty of time" turns into: holy crap this is a big project! Why?! Why, didn't I start it sooner? Why?!!!!

I'm still running low on "guest professor" suggestions for these Weekend Assignments, so I ask again: please, please, please email me some new ones. Thanks!

Karen